Aragorn: "Alright, so I got in a mardy about handing the sword over. But there was no need for Hama to give me a dead arm over it."
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Aragorn, Chieftain of the Dunedain, Isildur's Heir, Elessar, Wingfoot, mighty wielder of Anduril the Flame of the West struggles to conceal the fact that the zip on his flies has broken.
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Gordon's alive!
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