Deep in the vaults of Minas Tirith, if you look hard enough, you can find...
Aragorn's patented 'never fail' chat-up lines.
Including such classics as:
- "You look just like my grandmother!"
- "I’m not as hairy as I look."
- "I’m quite tall."
- "I smell great."
- "Whoo-hoo! I'm king of the world... well, Gondor at least."
- "May the Force be with you!"
No wonder Elrond was so reluctant to let him marry Arwen...
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