Who was the first person to sail across the Belegaer?
Wrong Way Telmemorr, who was actually trying to help his big bro
when he heard Ungoliant putting the squeeze on him over the
Silmarils. After repeatedly rescuing him when his ship kept floundering
Ulmo got him a job making sure the Helcaraxe ice flows were kept nice and dangerous. (Telmemorr was rather a disappointment to the evil Ainur).
How did Thranduil make sure all his imported Dorthonion wine was organic
and all egg laying chickens raised cage free?