Q: How many Butterbur's does it take to screw in a lightbulb in Bree?
Infinitely many. They all melt like butter when they come in contact with the lightbulb's heat.
Q: Where do Elves go when they die?
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera
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