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Old 05-01-2003, 10:52 AM   #40
Galadriel9
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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At the end of the red carpet a rather unusual mode of transport drew up, it could, perhaps have been a van, once upon a time, however, it had now been customised...interestingly. It was covered in highly polished axes, the security guards looked at it warily; unsure just how the strict safety regulations would apply to this particular....thing. There was an expectant hush among the press and The Dwarf with the Beard stepped out. He was, in fact, wearing the usual dwarf garb and carrying his finest axe. The cameras flashed and clicked with startling frequency. But where was the other half to this famous couple? The Elf who had married the Dwarf with the Beard was not present! The press picked up on this fairly quickly and shouted various questions at the dwarf, concerning his reasons for being alone....he did not answer, but walked gravely up the red carpet. This was unheard of, had The Dwarf with the Beard and the Elf who had married the Dwarf with the Beard had an arguement? They were rarely seen away from each others side. The dwarf handed over his axe to the security, as he had expected. He entered the hall, smelling those pleasant and distinctive smells of Malt beer and roasted meat..., Mith had really excelled this time...he smiled to himself, he and the Elf who had married the Dwarf with the Beard had their reasons for arriving seperately....
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