Pippin: Should we tell Gimli that his pants are ripped?
Merry: No way! He's got an axe. If Gimli gets embarrassed, you never know what he might do.
Pippin: Ok, whatever you say. Look his undies have red hearts on them! *snickers*
Gimli (thinking): I wish those hobbits would stop staring at me. It's really starting to creep me out.
Ok, I hope that wasn't too weird.
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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum
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