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So...while we wait for the rest of the group to make their introductory posts, I will amuse the crowd with a magic trick.
Hello ladies and germs *ba-dump-bump*
I, Mortho the Magnificent, shall endeavor -- for your mordant stupification -- to make myself disappear.
My voluptuous assistant, Bambi Vixen, shall place me in this nearly airtight, polystyrene container (which looks amazingly like a large beer cooler) and close the lid with a lethal combination of wood glue and and scotch tape. Before the count of three I will have indeed totally vacated the premise. Ready Bambi?
*A drum roll reverberates from the orchestra pit*
ONE...
TWO...
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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