Legolas: Nay! I am determined to accomplish it, do what you will.
Aragorn: Is there nothing I can do to stop thee doing this horrible thing?
Legolas: Nay, fair Elf-friend, there is not, but at least I shall plead for thy friendship.
Aragorn: Thy fair and beautiful Elven voice is enough to bring me to tears. Say no more, I beg thee!
Legolas: I now beg thee to do this boon for thy eternal friend.
Aragorn: But.....
Legolas: There's nary a but about it. Thee must help me, sire.
Aragorn: I cannot do it for thee. Thou mayest shoot me in mine throat, but I cannot do this thing.
Legolas: PLEASE! I MUST WASH MY HAIR!!!
Aragorn: SHUDDUP!!!!!!!!
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