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Originally Posted by Morthoron
Elves greeting people from atop trees branches: a stock meeting place (elves being squirrelish, I suppose) -- a shot of wormwood liquor.
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"Tra-la-la-lally" doesn't count then, I take it.
A Hobbit is abused by another member of the Fellowship - take a shot.
Random Middle-earth denizens are thrown into a single house/room, resulting in hilarity - take a shot.
Fellowship members quoting modern movies - take a shot
The Fellowship is zapped to the Real World - take a shot
Gratuitous schmecks that doesn't concern Legolas or Aragorn - take a shot
A Fellowship member gets hit on the head and thinks he's someone/thing else - take a shot. (Two shot if it's Pippin)
Grima/Eowyn - take a shot.
Legolas torture that's actually funny on purpose - take a shot (and email me the link!)
AU (alternate universe) which places characters from other canons into the plot - take a shot of Butterbeer
AU which completely replaces the familiar denizens of Middle-earth with characters from another canon - take a shot
Harry Potter is the Mary-Sue - take a shot
and curse Snape!
Aforespokenof Mary-Sue is turned from a human into a specific M-E race - take a shot
Legolas is joined with a mortal who isn't a Sue, even though they both know that their time together is short - take a shot
A female Ranger exists - take a shot
A male character is purposefully changed to female for narrative purposes - take a shot
Queen Arwen is kidnapped by brigands - take a shot.
Take one additional shot if
Aragorn goes out alone to save her.
Take two additional shots if
after she is saved, it's discovered she's pregnant and there is doubt about the paternity.
The daughter of a Fellowship member shows all the symptoms of being a Mary-Sue - take a shot
The daughter of a Fellowship member must start another Fellowship for whatever reason - take a shot
The Mary-Sue is actually named Mary-Sue for terribly ironic reasons - take two shots
A young Frodo tortured - take a shot
The presence of a villainess - take a shot
Elrond is abusive - take a shot
Elrond/Agent Smith jokes - take a shot, in bullet time
Any jokes about "The horn of Gondor", "Strawberry Soap", "Sam will kill you if you try anything", etc. without it actually being the Secret Diaries - take a shot
Boromir, going down Raurous, screaming "I'm not dead yet!" - find a shrubbery and take a shot
Saruman misspelled as "Aruman" - take a shot, and wonder if they ever wrote up to RotK...
Any torture that isn't sexual - take a bathroom break.
A daughter of Gandalf with a tragic past consisting of being captured and tortured by Grima & Saruman, along with the Fellowship, usurping Gandalf's place in everything, complete with lots of fainting, revealed powers, ear-biting by a sexist Boromir and an elven boyfriend who freaking lactates since all male elves breast-feed their lovers - shoot yourself.
Ooh, and also take a shot
if the Fellowship somehow discovers bad fan-fiction.