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Old 10-20-2002, 08:45 AM   #496
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh
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What did Frodo dream of in Bombadil's house?
Something with an axe-wielding carrot chasing him through a library, only all of the books were made out of fondant icing, and they were all How to Win Friends and Influence People. And the librarian was a penguin in a top hat.
I know this because it's all in the dream diary that he kept for his psychiatrist (HoME XV).

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What was Legolas's favourite food?
By a strange and possibly sinister coincidence, it was butterscotch fondant icing.

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