Defective Weapons Inc.
Well, I think don't think there's a thread like this, so I'll start one. This thread is dedicated to wondering what would happen to people if their weapons didn't work. Enjoy 
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Witch King: No man can kill me. Die now.
Merry: Die! *sword breaks* D'oh!
Eowyn: *dies*
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Gondorians retreating from Osgiliath: Run away!!!
Gandalf: Let there be light! *no light* D'oh! Why did I pick Energizer®?
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Frodo: Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!
*nothing happens*
Shelob: Sucker! Mwa ha ha!
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King of the Dead: None but the King of Gondor may command me!
Aragorn: *parry* *Anduril breaks* Thanks a lot Elrond 
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Orc: I'm going to bleed you!
Sam trying to impale orc: *nothing happens*
Orc: *licks mouth* Yay! A two for one special
Sam: Can't we just work this out?
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Orcs: Grond! Grond! Grond!
Trolls: Alley Oop!
*rope supports break* *Grond falls on the ground*
Pink Orc: You...you can fix that...right?
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Get the idea. Cool! Have fun
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'
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