Top Ten Things I'd Do If I Were Eru
10) Dye Shadowfax bright pink.
9) Turn Anduril into a rubber sword so that it flops around in Aragorn's hand.
8) Make Saruman's clothes vanish when he's standing on top of Orthanc yelling at Caradhras.
7) Put a Whoopee cushion on Elrond's chair at the Council of Elrond.
6) Put blue hair dye in Legolas' shampoo.
5) Mix hair depilatories in Arwen's conditioner.
4) Give Sam nothing but horrible Diet bars to eat.
3) Make sure that the Ring that Sauron lost was only a fake, and tell him that the real one was with him all along, in his mascara cupboard. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
2) Have Arwen walk in on a Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli in a rather compromising position. (Forth the Three Hunters, my butt! We all know why they wanted to run off to Rohan!!!!)
and finally.....
1) Break Merry's carrot. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.
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