(Hmm, how about drawing on some of my furniture moving experience? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )
F: No, Sam! Push!
S: But I-
F: The other way!
S: I
can't go that way!
F: Move, you big fat...
S: Well if you're gonna talk that way, you can
forget about me helping you move to Crikhollow!!
Or...
S: If we drop this on Boromir's head, do you think he'll stop begging us to do the Wave?
F: Do you think we can get high enough above him to drop it?
(Just imagine...Boromir's at the council giving his "lidless Eye is always watching" speech and all of a sudden-whomp! Heh heh...)
Or...
F: No, I think it's the other way that goes up.
Or...
S: MY FINGER! MY FINGER!
Or...
F: Bwahaha, Sam, I have invented the WASHING MASHINE!
Or...
Sam: So, you just put your golf ball in here, and it comes out clean, eh?
Or...
F: Heh heh, this'll fix Legolas!
S: Um, what is it Mr. Frodo?
F: Uhhh...it's a...a Legolas fixer.
It's alright, Mr. Pumpkin, we're running far far away so that Merry won't make fun of us anymore!
Or...
I can't believe that I agreed to wash Gandalf's clothes for a month...
Or...
I hope Aragorn won't mind what I did to Anduril...
Or...
Gimli says that this is a special rock that I can squeeze ale and mushrooms, huh? Well, I'd better cover it up and hide it somewhere where Merry won't find it...
(Wow, I'm on a roll tonight! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )
[ October 25, 2003: Message edited by: Oddwen ]