My sister and I were reading this thread and the linked "without pants" thread and came up with a few of our own: [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
Sam: Mr. Frodo's not going anywhere without pants!
Galadriel: I give you the pants of Earendil, our most beloved star.
Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Pants and he does not share power.
Gandalf: I think you should leave the pants behind, Bilbo.
Gandalf: Hold out your pants, Frodo. (It's quite cool . . . )
Frodo: What are they?
Strider: They were once men without pants. . .
Sam: Back, you pants!
(On Weathertop)
Aragorn (after leaving Moria): Legolas, get their pants.
Boromir: Give them pants, for pity's sake!
Bilbo: I am old without pants, Gandalf. I know I don't look it.
Frodo: Bilbo, watch out for the pants!
Bilbo: Pants? Nonsense, there haven't been pants in these parts for a thousand years.
Elrond: The pants must be destroyed!
Elrond: It cannot be destroyed, Gimli son of Gloin, by any pants we here possess.
Legolas: He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your pants.
Gandalf: A wizard is never pantsed, Frodo Baggins, . . .
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw, for it is also in my pants.
Galadriel: There is hope, while the pants are true.
Celeborn: Where is Gandalf? For I much desire to pants him.
Gatekeeper at Bree: There is talk of pants abroad.
Frodo: We wish to stay at the inn. Our pants are our own.
Okay, we're gonna stop now. We're getting a little too hyper. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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