Once upon a time, a ridiculous pixie named Aganzir was reading The Silmarillion. Somewhere near the passage that goes
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Many times Morgoth essayed to smite him, and each time Fingolfin leaped away, as lightning shoots from under a dark cloud.
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she was inspired to draw this picturediculous image.
Suddenly, a wild Sally appeared! Quoth the Sally:
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"Not now," said the Witch King as No Man stepped up to him, "I'm trying to ride my pony."
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Only this, and nothing more.
A travelling Beregond, who was at that moment tapping, gently rapping at the chamber door, found that he had scratched this picture into the fresh green paint.
Upon seeing the image in the round green door, Galadriel55 was unable to keep herself from bursting in and screaming
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A monument shows the Witch-King, sitting on a pony, rejecting Eowyn who is challenging him with sword in hand.
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and then demanded seed cakes and cold pork.
The bust of TheGreatElvenWarrior on its stand wept tears of ink, leaving a stain on the floor that greatly resembled this:
Pitchwife saw the omen, and lifted up his voice and wailed
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The Witch-King's heart was broken when the bass-player of Sisterhood, dressed as a knight, refused to dance with him at the carnival.
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