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Originally Posted by Eönwë
I wish that Tom Bombadil had the ring.
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Your wish is Blanted. I mean Granted.
Tom watches 'The Ring' and thinks it's not a very good movie. He then eats some cabbage and advises Goldberry not to watch it. They rent 'Jabberwocky' on DVD and have a nice night in. And then The Dragon Came.
I wish Dwarves' beards were deadly weapons.