At last! Heralding in the long awaited
Paper Telephone the Fifth!
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I started the call with
Saruman catches his orc(s) sampling his wine and "Ol' Toby".
Thinlomien draws this festive scene
Of which
Glirdan states that
A Balrog and Goblin are completely drunk of wine and are decorating their tree with a scary Gandalf face.
Rikae draws this ghoulishly fun
Oddwen notes
A drunken Balrog and Gollum are rockin' around a Christmas tree artfully decorated with severed heads, at the Barad-Dur party house.
Hookbill renders this hot happening place
Farael observes
A party in Mordor where a big Sauron eye apologizes for a shortage of crisps while a drunken balrog, a Huron dressed as an X-mas tree and Gollum dance around.
Legate gives a differing view of that hot happening place
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It is
Firefoot's opinion
No one seems to be happy with Sauron right now: he lost Gollum's crisps, decorated an Ent for Christmas, and destroyed a flameless-Balrog's wings, who is now planning to poison Sauron
Elrond's Daughter takes a new medium and gives us
executive producer
High King Fingolfin mandates
In the script for a TV special, Sauron decides to do some of the weirdest things possible.
Oromin gives us the weird
Nimrodel reports on the atmosphere
Crisis had struck Mordor and Sauron was about to go on an emotional rampage, but worst of all, the Nazgul were currently unemployed.
The Ka's vision of the crisis
Dancing Spawn announces
Sauron's inadequacy at economics leads him to firing the Nine who receive the news with mixed feelings.
Damrod ends with