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Boromir tries to impress that last race he hasn't offended yet...
B: Whoa! Nice piece of rock here, I am most certian it's granite... glances at Gimli
G: flusters up Ah! You stooopid man! Any idiot can tell that's just a piece of styro-foam, cleverly painted to look like stone, and it's not even granite paint... You've clearly managed to offend me.
B: slowly falls back in chair...
Elrond: Gimli! I will have none of this! Clearly as you can see, this is a fine piece of china!
~ Aesthete
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