[Nerwen]

In fact, phantom, your strategy so far appears to consist largely of the following:

Step 1. Do something suspicious.
Step 2. Claim it was all part of your cunning plan.
Step 3 (optional). Insist that only baddies would call your conduct into question, because everyone should know your plans are so very, very cunning.

Rinse. Repeat.

Ummm... you know what? Actually, I have no idea why a phantom-anything would do this.