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Priceless!
A dragon, slain by Turin, causes Nienor to realise that they have committed incest. By then she is carrying his unborn child and commits suicide by throwing herself into a ravine.
NIENOR: (Examining dragon entrails) Oooo, I'm a Virgo. That means I've committed incest. Dagnabbit.
Turin finally kills himself with his talking sword. “I will drink thy blood gladly,” says its black blade.
Talking Swords-A Must for Angstsy Heroes!*
*Black blades and vampirism come with 50p extra charge
Also, William Ferguson, whoever you are, you're one of the most insightful literary critics it's ever been my pleasure to read...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter
-Il Lupo Fenriso
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