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Originally Posted by Morthoron
LETTER TO THE EDITOR From,
Emma Little-Teapot
Short-on-Stout, Harrismehandle, Heresmespout Co.
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Dear Teapot-type person...
The Downer has noted your complaints and has forwarded them on to a rival newspaper along with four tons of manure. We trust you will find this an appropriate use of your letter and time.
You will be billed for the truck.
Yours etcetera, etcetera,
Sir Donald Deafears