Oh yes, there's always the one for Aragorn [dubbed by the TV Guide this month] of "The Best Cleft Chin Since Cary Grant".
Eomer: The Aardvark (not mine)
Frodo after stung by Shelob: Michael Jackson
Shelob: Aragog (sorry!)
Borrums: Target Practice Man
Denethor: Frog-Face (also not mine)
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"You wish, then," said Faramir, "that our places had been exchanged?"
"Yes, I do wish that," said Denethor. "For Boromir was loyal to me, and no wizard's pupil."
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