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Old 05-21-2002, 01:35 AM   #167
piosenniel
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Sting

Dragging her tired elf body out the door, piosenniel spies Cot7A starting on a scholarly journey encompassing the zenith and nadir of the moral confabulations of one frodo baggins, a rather spurious chap from the Shire. Caught in the swirl of reason and logic is birdie, with a smile pasted on her face and the definite look of a deer in the headlights.

Making an end run around Cot7A, piosenniel snatches the massive tome and passes it in a perfect spiralling arc to birdie, who catches it but is still slow to shake off the verbal trance.

piosenniel trips and fall headlong into one of the Barrow Wight's hidden access tunnels. Her fingers clutching the rim of the tunnel, she pulls herself up just enough to shout at birdie: 'Fly, you fool!' Then gravity and the long, slow fall into oblivion claim her.

::cue the sad music and the distraught friends:: (oh, wait you sleepy dunderhead, you're confusing the movie script with 'reality' again)
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