Banning Tolkien, some questions –Let's get cracking! That's what this forum's all about, right?
LOTR banned!!!!! –Hooray! We did it!!!!!
How do you pronounce... –"S", of course! I thought everyone knew that!
Where's Eowyn? –Wasn't she just here?
I don't believe this –Me neither!
Meat eaters and vegetarians –The battle of the ages!
Shifty eyes –Nonsense! I have nothing to hide. Nothing, I tell you!
Characters that are often overlooked. –Oh, you mean the hobbits, right? (Yeah, yeah, that was lame.)
We Nine Kings of....where? –Orient are!
Hi! (and Fell Beasts...) –Hey, don't single the poor Fell Beasts out like that! It'll make them self-conscious.
What does it mean to be a true fan? –Agreeing with
me, obviously.
What if the Dark Lord had children?? –Well, according to fan-fiction, he's had several hundred, at least.
whos Mary-sue? –see above.
Annoying experts –Who, me?