Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: The Eighth Circle of Hell, sect 1; Seducers
Posts: 64
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Not only does this reveal things about a character, it also reveals what kind of a therapist I would be.
Laurel the Therapist (L): Come in!
*a man enters, draped in a cloak, consealing his face*
L: Are you my five o'clock?
Man in Cloak (M): Yes... I need to talk to you.
L: Yeah, well that's what I'm here for. Sit down, but don't sit in the fuzzy chair, that's my chair.
*M sits*
L: So, what do you need help with? Murder, suicide, abusive parents...
M: I think I'm gay.
L: Of course.
M: But I have a daughter, and that's the problem, what if I got found out? I mean, I have taken a liking to a specific wizard and... well, I've been called a crossdresser more than once...
*L examines her fingernails and eyes the clock*
M: Are you paying attention to me? Don't you have any advice?
L: What do you need help with? Become a drag queen.
M: But... I don't know if I want to...
L: Okay then, God! Quit whining. Your problems this, your problems that, some other people have problems too, you know.
*M takes in a shaky breath*
L: Okay, okay, sorry. Tell me about your wizard friend.
M: Oh... well. He is good to talk to, and he comes to me a lot for help. He's old but I think I've taken some kind of odd liking to him.
L: Hmm.
M: But I mean, this is only the surface of my problems. Appearances. I think I'm in way over my head. I have to be responsible for my people, I have to make decisions, my daughter is in love with this mangy human guy who I think is definately gay, or into Hobbits, at least. She doesn't value my opinion as much as his, I feel so unwanted. And then I have this guilt hanging over my head for not getting rid of this ring that could have- oh, I don't think I should have mentioned that.
*L leans forward*
L: No, go on. A ring? What kind of stone?
M: No stone, just gold.
*L leans back*
L: Oh. Okeydokey.
M: It's a very evil ring. It could destroy the world, and because of it, my people had to flee our home...
*Something flashes from under the cloak*
L: What was that?
M: What? Nothing...
L: Heyyy... is that a tiara?
M: No! It's a headband. I need to wear it.
L: Why?
*M lowers hood and slips the headband off*
L: OH MY GOD! THE FOREHEAD... THE FOREHEAD!!!
M: Hey! I'm paying you to be sympathetic.
L: Yes... Uhm... you have a nice forehead.
M: Really?
L: Yes, very sexy. *writes note on notepad "Compliments... $200" *
M: Oh. Thanks! Hey! Maybe I'm not gay after all... I mean, I think you're rather attractive.
L: Oh? *Erases extra charge*
*M uses super elf vision to watch and smirks a bit to himself*
L: So, what was your childhood like?
M: Well, I'm really old, so a lot of stuff happened to me...
L: Old? Like what, 30?
*M laughs a bit.*
M: Yes, let's say I'm 30. Anyway...
L: Yeah. Okay so, We have fifteen minutes left. Anything else you'd like to get off your chest?
*M slips his cloak off*
L: My god! I wanted that dress and they were out!
M: Do you think it makes me look like a fairy princess or something?
L: Yes, but it's pretty. I mean, at least you aren't wearing tank tops and fishnets. I think the look suits you, actually.
M: Really?
L: Totally! I mean, opt for some rust colored eye shadow, and I have a blush that would do wonders for your skin...
M: Can we talk about something else?
L: Sure. Go on to the "I need to save my troubled, troubled people" part.
M: Yes, well. I believe the eye of Sauron is on Rivendell, so we evacuated and I'm not sure if the danger has passed and I keep getting these mind-messages from Galadriel..
L: Whoa. Babe channeling you?
M: She is my mother-in-law.
L: Meow.
M: No, it's not like that. She puts fear in my heart and I believe she is right. I know she is right... Frodo will die...
L: You blame yourself. And you also still feel guilty about not forcing Isildur to destroy the ring and for sending the Fellowship on an impossible quest?
M: How did you know that?
L: I've seen Two Towers eight times.
M: ...... Oh. Well anyway...
L: Time's up!
M: But I have so much more to say!
L: Hook me up with Éowyn and you can have all the time you want.
M: What?
L: You can come back next week. Here's my card. Please sign your bill right here...
*M signs and then exits*
L: *reading from card* Elle Ronde. Oh, that's subtle.
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Do not fear the darkness, for in the light, beauty dies.
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