Celeborn and his shaded past "The shocking truth about the so-called Elf Lord!"
My Secret Vice "Celeborn reveals all! Exclusive!"
the borrow downs Hire them today!
Why Tolkien? Yeah... what ARE we doing here, anyway?
Who's your Gandalf? Um... How about... Gandalf?
Who is your frodo? Er... apart from Frodo, you mean?
how do i get a avatar??????????? Well, you'll need to book a trip to Pandora...
Have you ever wanted to write your own tlotr book(s)? Yes, but that darned JRRT beat me to it, curse him!
Inbreeding... and a little incest Explains so much...
Drop Everything Right Now!!! Yes, yes! I'll come quietly!
Sir!