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How many Nazgul does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Nine, one to screw it in and the rest to hunt down and destroy all lightbulbs...
How many orcs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Not known, they started fighting about who would screw it in...
How many wizards does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, their staffs work just fine...
Ten Nazgul commandments:
Thou shalt not put "Roar if you think I'm Sexy' stickers on fell beasts...
Thou shalt not roar if thou seest a 'Roar if you think I'm sexy sticker'...
Thou shalt not call thy fell beast a 'ride' nor use the phrase 'If the fell beast be a rockin' don't come a knockin''
Thou shalt not laugh at orcs...
Thou shalt not push orcs into a river 'just for fun'...
Thou shalt not hit orcs 'to see what noise it makes'
Thou shalt not listen to 'Back in Black' before a battle...
Thou shalt not sell thy fell beast for a car because 'it's so much more pimp'...
Thou shalt not refer to orc seige towers as 'pimp wagons'...
Thou shalt not refer to Sauron as 'the big black pimp'
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