Here's some of mine:
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"Charming man" said Arthur. "I wish I had a daughter so I could stop her from marrying him." "There's no need", Ford replied. "They have about as much sex appeal as a car crash"
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D. Adams' "The Ultimate Hitch-hiker's Guide"
Actually Jennifer Aniston said that..
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This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be a perfect time to disembark.
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Ah, Adams again..
[ December 04, 2002: Message edited by: vanwalossien ]