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mark12_30 · 02-07-2003, 07:55 PM

Elrond was born under a little yellow pansy flower, and all the chickadees sang for him-- I mean the chickweed fairies. Ooopsie! And don't forget that three fields over, Celebrian was brewing coffee and saying "This is going to be one heck of a marriage, I can see it now. Mom, can't you fix me up with some other flower-child???" He was so annoyed with his sissy title of Flower-Child that he trained his kids to wave swords around at every opportunity, (which PJ knew better than The Professor did.) Elrond grew up manufacturing and embroidering pocket-hankerchiefs and it was the wealth from that trade that made him able to buy Rivendell. He loaned Bilbo the very last of his stock.
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Why did Galadriel insist that Celebrian marry Elrond anyway?

02-07-2003, 07:55 PM	#1163
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Elrond was born under a little yellow pansy flower, and all the chickadees sang for him-- I mean the chickweed fairies. Ooopsie! And don't forget that three fields over, Celebrian was brewing coffee and saying "This is going to be one heck of a marriage, I can see it now. Mom, can't you fix me up with some other flower-child???" He was so annoyed with his sissy title of Flower-Child that he trained his kids to wave swords around at every opportunity, (which PJ knew better than The Professor did.) Elrond grew up manufacturing and embroidering pocket-hankerchiefs and it was the wealth from that trade that made him able to buy Rivendell. He loaned Bilbo the very last of his stock. **************************** Why did Galadriel insist that Celebrian marry Elrond anyway? __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.