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How many critics does it take to avoid being eaten by the monsters?
Two. The first critic feeds the brain of the second critic to a monster; the monster is sickened by the repugnance of the thoughts in the critic's brain, and loses its lunch. Word gets out to all the other monsters and the critics are safe..... (blast it) ..... to continue their Tolkienbashing.
How many posthumous volumes of original Tolkien material does it take to satisfy the voracious appetites of Tolkien fanatics?
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