Okay, all this is
Estel again but I'm going to depart from my style (mainly to make Mr. Sleepy Cowell happy [
]) and sing
If God Was One Of Us by Joan Osbourne (or she at least covered it) in the voice of Arwen.
It's a much lighter song then my usual leaning so I hope this doesn't totally distroy my rocker image.
(If you've seen the Austin Powers movies you've heard at least part of this song
)
If he had a form, what would it be
And would you really want to see
If you were faced with him in all his power
What would you ask if you had just one question
And yeah yeah Sauron's mad yeah yeah Sauron's bad
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Sauron was formless
Just an Eyeball watching us
Just a Shadow of mistrust
Trying to get his Ring back
If he had a face what would it look like
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like Mordor and in a Mount and the Ring and all the ringwraiths
And yeah yeah Sauron's mad yeah yeah Sauron's bad
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Sauron was headless
Just an Eyeball watching us
Just a Shadow of mistrust
Trying to get his Ring back
He's trying to get his Ring back
It's up to nine men all in black
Nobody knows where it has gone
Except for the wizard maybe, Saruman
And yeah yeah Sauron's mad yeah yeah Sauron's bad
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if Sauron was armless
Just an Eyeball watching us
Just a Shadow of mistrust
Trying to get his Ring back
Just trying to get his Ring back
It's the one thing that he lacks
It's up to nine men all in black
Just trying to get his Ring back
Nobody knows where it has gone
Except for the wizard maybe, Saruman