I saw a similar question on another board. Here's what I posted (with some modifications):
Saruman to Gandalf: I have a deal you can't refuse!
Gandalf (to Saruman): What an opportunity!Count me in, dude!
Boromir: Lousy Horn! I wanted guitar lessons anyway!
Aragorn to Arwen: Iay referpay iglatinpay otay 'lvisheay...oday ouya indmay? Ownay, ivegay emay omesay ugarsay!
Legolas: They sing a lament for Gandalf...no, wait! Um, sorry, that's 99 Beers on the Wall!
Frodo: I'm not like you, Bilbo (aside to camera w/wink) I'm ever so much cuter!
Frodo: Ole McBilbo had a ring!
EE-EYE-EE-EYE-OH
And on this ring there was a spell
EE-EYE-EE-EYE-OH
With a big eye here
A big eye there
Here an eye!
There an eye!
Everywhere an eye! eye!
Ole McBilbo had a ring...
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