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Marileangorifurnimaluim · 03-04-2002, 09:50 PM

The Nine Mortal kings: "Sauron, yes, yes, magic rings.. we've sent the contract over for our lawyers to review. We'll get back to you on that."

Nazgul in Shire: "Well, now isn't this a cozy little place!"

Elrond: "So we should send the ring with a halfling with no weapons training, no clue where he's going, who got lost twice on the way here.. heeheeehaaaha.. I can barely say this with a straight face-!"

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03-04-2002, 09:50 PM	#37
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	The Nine Mortal kings: "Sauron, yes, yes, magic rings.. we've sent the contract over for our lawyers to review. We'll get back to you on that." Nazgul in Shire: "Well, now isn't this a cozy little place!" Elrond: "So we should send the ring with a halfling with no weapons training, no clue where he's going, who got lost twice on the way here.. heeheeehaaaha.. I can barely say this with a straight face-!" [ March 04, 2002: Message edited by: Marileangorifurnimaluim ] __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?