Legolas: Oh my gawd, Gimli, look at her butt. It is soooooo big...
Aragorn: Do you understand the words comin' out of my mouth?!
Boromir: Man, nobody understands the word comin' out of your mouth!
Gandalf: You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.
Elrond: (pay attention Matrix fans) We must take the ring to Mount Doom...Missster Anderson...
Aragorn: I am the cheese.
Balrog: Gandalf, would you care for a crumpet?
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"The Balrog and I fall into darkness. I wanted to shout 'To be continued!' but instead I said, 'Fly, you fools!'"-The Lost Diary of Gandalf
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