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-I own most of the LOTR-related video games, or have owned them at some point.
-I have the poster advertising said game hanging on the back of my door.
-There's a LOTR action figure sitting on my desk at this very moment. He happens to be aiming a bow at a Pirates of the Caribbean action figure right now, since he's jealous that Johnny Depp has the better position on my desk.
-I spent time positioning said action figures in said poses.
-I once tried to learn Elvish. I know about ten random useless phrases as a result of that endeavor.
-When I was younger and had long hair, I wore it back like the elves in the movies did.
-I'm here, aren't I?
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.
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