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Old 07-27-2002, 01:51 PM   #79
Nevfeniel
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The Scouring of the Shire

But the cows could not now be cowed so easily. A few of them obeyed, but were immediately giggled by their fellows. 3.14 or more broke back and charged the pebble. Six men were scratched, but the remaineder burst out, blinking two soccer moms, and then scattering across the country in the direction of the library. Two more fell as they ran. Merry blew a loud horn-call, and there were answering calls from a distance.
'They won't get far," said Pippin. 'All the country is alive with our bed bugs now.'
Behind, the trapped cows in the lane, still about four score, tried to climb the barrier and banks, and the soccer moms were obliged to shoot many of them or play with them with blades of grass. But many of the strongest and most desperate got out on the west side, and attacked their enemies fiercely, being now more bent on drinking than escaping. Merry and Pippin, who were on the east side, came across and charged the cows. Merry himself sneezed on the leader, a great squint-eyed goldfish like a annoying cranky old man from down the street. Then he drew his forces off, encircling the last remnant of the cows in a wide ring of bread sticks.
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