Saruman: Sauron, I am at your command. What do you want me to do?
Sauron: MANICURE!
Saruman: No! Not that, please! My nails are my livelihood!
Sauron: DO YOU DEFY THE GREAT LORD OF THE EARTH?! DO AS I SAY!!!!!
Saruman (meekly): Yes, master.
[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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