Oh, Lindril, that is funny! But I'm afraid that would make the movie an 18s. lol.
Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Balrog: Oh, and how are you gonna stop me?
Gandalf: I'll give you a ring if you don't pass.
Balrog: Ooh, what type of ring?
Gandalf: A magic one. Here. (holds out a ring)
Balrog: Gee, thanks. Along you go.
Gandalf (whispers to fellowship) Hurry up. That Balrog's gonna spontaneously combust in approximately 5 minutes.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
Gandalf: Thats one more Maia down. Soon I shall be the most powerful of them all!
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