You know you're obsessed with LotR when:
-you carve "Frodo Lives!" into wet cement
-On the "Additional Comments" section on your survey you write "Fissh! Give us fissh! You keep nasty chips. Fissh!"
-At the beginning of Mississippi Burning (NEVER watch that movie EVER) you spaz because Brad Dourif is in it and you're like "OH MY GOSH WORMTONGUE!!! Mwehehehehe!"
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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