Pippin: Look! I may be a fool of a Took, but I think it's time for a new picture!
No matter how famous your band is, the mysterious microphone thief will always strike!
OR
W-k: Look, it's quite simple! Blade + Stomach = Death!
OR, as we always need one;
W-K: If that Gandalf thinks he can uncloak again, he' got another thing coming!