[Lostgaeriel]

To borrow from Douglas Adams -

Legolas: We’re trapped now, aren’t we?
Gandalf: Errrrr…yes, we’re trapped.
Frodo: Well, didn’t you think of anything?
Gandalf: Oh, yes, but unfortunately it rather involved being on the other side of the Bridge of Khazad-dûm - far away from this army of Orcs all around us.
Sam: So what happens next?
Gandalf: More orcs will crawl down these mighty stone columns and then we'll be attacked by a Balrog and we’ll die in about thirty seconds.
Aragorn: So this is it. We’re going to die.
Gandalf: Yes…except…No! Wait a minute, what’s this door to a secret escape tunnel?
Aragorn: What? Where?
Gandalf: No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all.
Aragorn: You know it’s at times like this, when I’m surrounded by goblins with 4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a forgetful wizard and a guy who wants us to use the Enemy's Ring, and about to die of horrible wounds in a fierce battle that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Gandalf: Why, what did she tell you?
Aragorn: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.
Gandalf: Huh! Terrific.