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Q: Why are Balrogs made of shadow and fire?
A: Because no one is sure if they're male or female they couldn't decide whether to say they were made of sugar and spice or slugs and snails, and so they made up a new option.
Q: Why is Tom Bombadil?
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”
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