Elennar, you rock because you casually planted psychological seeds into the minds of the other Downers that I am one of the beautiful people. Whether you are right or wrong, I am not obliged to answer.
Lathriel, it was the hilarious (and English)
Saucepan Man who brought forward the idea of me in a kilt. I have worn a kilt on several occasions in the past, actually. It's an experience, let me tell you.