That's right folks! It's once again time for:
The Adventures of Merry and Pippin!
Pippin: (from behind) Are we there yet?
Merry: Will you stop asking me that?! Yes, we are. There must be some chicks around here somewhere.
Pippin: Ohhhh, look at that one! That one's mine!
Merry: Umm, Pip, I don't think...
Pippin: Shut up, Merry! I know what I'm doin'. (Approaches) Soooo, how YOU doin'? (Think Joey from Friends!)
*Pauses, waiting for reply. Doesn't get one.*
So, what's a girl like you doin' in a place like this?
*Another pause*
Can I buy ya an ale?
Crickets chirping...
Pippin: Okay, baby, if you don't like me, just say so.
Crickets chirping...
Pippin walks back to Merry
Pippin: Boy is SHE stuck up! Wouldn't even say hello!
Pippin: Fine, I didn't like you anyway!
Merry *thinks to self* What an idiot!