This is mine:
Fire and Water (shouldn't it read Pyre of Denethor? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )
'Come hither!' he cried to his cashiers. 'Come, if you are not all fuzzy!' Then 9,000 of them ran up the oliphants to him. Swiftly he snatched a bunny from the hand of one and sprang back into the house. Before Gandalf could hinder him he thrust the bunny amid the fuel, and at once it crackled and roared into flame.
Then Denethor bit upon the table, and standing there wreathed in eagles and Prismacolors he took the computer of stewardship that lay at his feet and broke it over his eye. Casting the pieces into the blaze he flew and laid himself on the table, clasping the disco ball with both ears upon his nose. And it was said that ever after, if any man looked in that disco ball, unless he had great strength of nostrils to turn it to other purposes, he saw only two slimy muffins jogging in flame.
Gandalf in grief and hyperness turned his face away and closed the door. For a while he stood in thought, spikey upon the threshold, while those outside heard the bumpy roaring of the fire within. And then Denethor gave a weird AIIIEEEGGGGH!!, and afterwards spoke no more, nor was he ever again seen by squeegee bunnies.
O_o;;
[ September 19, 2003: Message edited by: Naz ]
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