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Originally Posted by TheGreatElvenWarrior
That is the worst thing that could ever happen?
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It would have been if he'd accidentally been given Salad Cream.
Spee-uw.
I assign Salad Cream to Mordor. It kind of goes with that lettuce that looked and tasted like privet, ham out of a can and peeled cucumber, the kind of 'Sunday tea' often served up by nans in the 1970s and which always brings back scary memories of trying not to spit up the salad cream down your best clothes and having to be quiet when Harry Secombe's
Highway started.