[The Barrow-Wight]

Just so you know, drug talk is not permitted here on the Downs, even when it seems to be on topic. But we can continue this discussion by addressing the indoor growing of plants.

Unless I'm mistaken, indoor plant growing needs proper UV lighting, which I am quite sure hobbits were not technologically capable of. Regardless, to grow a plant indoors still requires a seed or original plant, so we would be back to asking where coffee might have grown in Middle-earth, if it did at all.

Those plants-of-which-we-will-no-longer-speak did not spontaeneously spring in your oh-so-fertile closet. 'Nuff said about that.