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Heroine is Galadriel's long lost love child: snort a shot of tequila.
Hero is either the sixth Istari or one of the Blue Wizards: shotgun a beer.
Half-elves have multiplied and now constitute an entire race: drink Jack from a flask and claim it's Miruvor.
The Hero/Heroine has a weapon crafted by Telchar of Nogrod: take a shot from a dagger sheathe.
Hero is an Elf-Pirate (recently displaced from the Caribbean): take a shot of rum.
Heroine has purple hair (obviously to match her violet eyes -- I swear I've read this!): Take a shot of hydrogen peroxide.
Heroine describes all female elves as 'Elfess' or 'Elfesses': Chug a Guinesses.
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.
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