[Meneltarmacil]

OK, in my opinion, we have had enough of this Jimmy guy. I'm calling him Aragorn in this post.

ARAGORN: This is the great watchtower of Amon Sul. We shall rest here for the night.
*he gives them the swords and leaves*
FRODO: What are you doing?!!!!
MERRY: Ordering a pizza from Dominoes. What do you want on it?
FRODO: Hang up, you fools, hang up!
*they see several dark shapes approaching and run up to the top*
*suddenly five men in expensive suits close in on them*
FRODO: Oh no! Politicians!
POLITICIAN: Blah blah blah blah blah.
PIPPIN: I think he's asking for a campaign contribution.
SAM: Back you devils!
*they fight*
*Frodo puts on the ring*
*the politicians now look like brainless zombies (which they are in real life [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )*
POLITICIAN:Blah blah blah blah blah blah. *stabs Frodo*
*Aragorn leaps in and gives them a sheet of paper*
*they read it*
POLITICIAN: WREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
*they run off*
MERRY: What did you DO?!!
ARAGORN: Cut off all their campaign funding.
*examines Frodo*
ARAGORN: He has been stabbed by a Political Blade. This is beyond my skill to heal. He will soon start wearing an expensive suit and trying to run for office.

Sorry, that was the best I could come up with...