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Morthoron · 04-05-2009, 08:09 PM

Dear Editor:

I have heard that you recently opined the lack of interest in the Barrow Downs Newspaper, and a pronounced apathy on the part of your once avid readership. Well, I can tell you from a personal point of view that from the moment I picked up your newspaper until I laid it down I was convulsed in laughter. Some day I actually intend to read it. But seriously, from everything I've been told the 'Downer is not a publication to be tossed aside lightly; on the contrary, it should be thrown with great force.

Sincerely and with the deepest admiration,
Rt. Rev. Churl Malapert
Taunter, Church of St. Sardonicus the Saucy
Trenchant-on-Wry, Flippantshire

04-05-2009, 08:09 PM	#1642
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,528	Dear Editor: I have heard that you recently opined the lack of interest in the Barrow Downs Newspaper, and a pronounced apathy on the part of your once avid readership. Well, I can tell you from a personal point of view that from the moment I picked up your newspaper until I laid it down I was convulsed in laughter. Some day I actually intend to read it. But seriously, from everything I've been told the 'Downer is not a publication to be tossed aside lightly; on the contrary, it should be thrown with great force. Sincerely and with the deepest admiration, Rt. Rev. Churl Malapert Taunter, Church of St. Sardonicus the Saucy Trenchant-on-Wry, Flippantshire __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.